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Someone who is legitimately illegitimate.
Your parents divorced, and gave birth to you just so you would be an illitimagitimate bastard..
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A stripper's putrid smelling squish mitten that causes you to vomit the instant you catch a whiff. Abortion scars are a must. Bonus..
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slacking off or making it look like your doing somthing when your not doing anything.
man1:what are you doing?
man2:nothing.
man1:wel..