What is Abbott?
1.
A person who always leaves first, usually by aid of his father who miraculously appears out of no where.
Said person is then called the Abbott of the group, in honour of Jack Abbott. Probably the most boring person on the planet.
The Abbott: *wispers* "I'm off lads"
Everyone Else: "What the... Did someone say something?"
2 Hours later - "Dude, where did he go? Fucking Abbott"
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2.
A husky porn-addict who likes to masturbate to lanky Rogers. Spends most of his time on his computer editing photos of large women by replacing their face with lanky Rogers' to pleasure himself. Has an unquenchable thirst for young boys.
Oh no Abbott is coming! Quick, hide your children.
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3.
A person who spends alot of thier time in caves looking at big waterfalls.
Also a right proper sicko when it comes to pumping almost worryingly young ladies.
From BBC's Planet Earth, Episode 4 "Caves":-
"At a depth of 400 metres, Mexico's Cave of Swallows is Earth's deepest pit cave freefall drop, allowing entry by skydivers and Pervy Abbotts. Its volume could contain New York City's Empire State Building and 3,000 over enthusiastic Abbottiers."
"Your are here by sentenced to 6 years in Prison for the possesion of indecent metarial concerning really awful things under the legislation of 'Abbotts Law, 1999'"
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