Aberham Lincoln

What is Aberham Lincoln?

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While your partner is sleeping proceed to shave off your pubic hair, ejaculate on her face, rub it on her cheeks, sprinkle the shaven pubes onto the ejaculation, let it dry and when she wakes up she will have an Aberham Lincolnesque beard.

"After I roofie this bitch and she passes out I'm gonna shave off my pubes and give her an Aberham Lincoln or make her a hair doll."

See president, public hair, razor burn, nacho cheese
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