Aberystwyth Edit Meaning

1.

A large town in Wales, administrative hub of Ceredigion.

It's also devoid of any redeeming features, and brings bad luck on any unlucky enough to visit the place. A haven for scallies from the valleys.

Inhabited by students (Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!), english ex pats, and (mainly) a peculiar brand of Welsh who are neither taffnor gog.

Apart from the sea and greenery (available countrywide!) it's literally the end of the line, with appalling nightlife, idiot promoters, and substandard venues.

A good example is visiting there to play a gig, finding the venue to be totally unsuitable, and then driving down the highstreet after the gig at night only to get FORCED INTO A WALL BY SCALLIES RACING DOWN THE STREET.

Diolch yn fawr Aber!

2.

The measurement of a Swedish Eurovision-winning band's hand joints.

"We were fitting the band for new shirts, but they didn't fit properly on the arms because we didn't know the Aberystwyth."

See abba, wrist, width, eurovision, swedish