What is Aberystwyth?
1.
A large town in Wales, administrative hub of Ceredigion.
It's also devoid of any redeeming features, and brings bad luck on any unlucky enough to visit the place. A haven for scallies from the valleys.
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Apart from the sea and greenery (available countrywide!) it's literally the end of the line, with appalling nightlife, idiot promoters, and substandard venues.
A good example is visiting there to play a gig, finding the venue to be totally unsuitable, and then driving down the highstreet after the gig at night only to get FORCED INTO A WALL BY SCALLIES RACING DOWN THE STREET.
Diolch yn fawr Aber!
2.
The measurement of a Swedish Eurovision-winning band's hand joints.
"We were fitting the band for new shirts, but they didn't fit properly on the arms because we didn't know the Aberystwyth."
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