What is Aberzombie?
1.
Young men and women or old gay men past 40 years old who in an effort to feel good cool or feel young resort to wearing layer upon layer of tired ass
Don't look now but here comes an aberzombie
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2.
a person who dresses as if they are a walking mannequin for Abercrombie & Fitch. Known as mostly white males, who travel in packs of 3 or more, who act all cool, talk about girls loudly while walking through the mall, and act more masculine than what they really are.
"I can't stand that guy, he's such an aberzombie."
Also "aberzombied": some young hottie (who just happens to look like he's from an A&F catalog) passes by you and when he smiles and says "hi" to you while passing... it puts you in a trance: you feel "aberzombied".
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3.
A person who habitually shop at Abercrombie & Fitch; this usually starts at a young age and develops to where 90% of the person’s wardrobe comes from Abercrombie & Fitch, the other 10% coming from Hollister.
unaffected girl 1: hey look at that girl she’s completely decked out in Abercrombie clothes.
unaffected girl 2: I know she like an Aberzombie.
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Anyone that is trying really hard to look cool by wearing certain clothing or acting a certain way, but just can't pull it off. Everyone knows they're not cool except for themselves.
What's up with the fucking amberzombie crowd at this club?
My kid brother used to be an amberzombie but now he has grown out of it and is the shit.
Some people dig amberzombies and thus by default they're amberzombies themselves.
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*Note, stay clear of these people should there ever be a sale at an A&F store...they will steal your life.
I saw Sara the other day, she was dressed head to toe in Abercrombie...and said she was on her way to go get a new shirt they had...
She's just like all the rest, man. She's an aberzombie!
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People who suck ass, are addicted to abercrombie clothing, and are complete shit heads and only have relationships wit ppl in their clique.
"Hey look at that group of Aberzombies"
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A complete dill hole who only identifies with his own clique is stupid to the point of complete mental retardation, don't understand words bigger than three letters and can't read. They are generally extremely rude towards anything that is different (change is their natural enemy). this is important NOT EVERYONE WHO WEARS ABERCROMBIE IS AN "ABERZOMBIE" people can wear abercrombie and be totally awesome but almost all the time are insensitive fucktards that cant comprehend a thought more complicated than " should I have half a carrot or half a stick of celery?"
Like oh my gawd that person doesn't wear the same clothes as us and can read. Us Aberzombies destroy his self esteem
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