Abf

What is Abf?


1.

"All but face". A woman that has a beautiful body, but unfortunately has a mediocre face.

Wow, that woman is totally ABF. It's unfortunate because she could be a knockout.

See sound, fugly, ugly, butter face, nasty, brown bag special, face, bag job, gross, fat, fuckable, slut, butterhead, monet, busted, dog, girl, minger, prawn, skank, blockormore, butherface, butterfaith, hideous, ugly face, bagger, butt ugly, cincinnati, bengal, fatty, ho, obese, sexy, unattractive, whore, baghead, beer goggles, bitch, blockermore, body, butt-ugly, butterbody, chickenhead, dashpot, doable, good from far

2.

Ass-Based Factoid; A seemingly factual piece of information that sounds legitimate enough to be believed by audiences at a higher coproate level than yourself, but in fact has recently been retrieved from your ass.

The VP of Marketing bought into my argument against expanding to additional markets this year off a total ABF.

See bullshit, bs, bollocks, baloney, rubbish

3.

almost boyfriend

My ABF still hasn't asked me out but I know he will eventually.

See abf, bf, boyfriend

4.

Absolutely Bloody Final - Acronym that is used when referring to the umpteenth and final drink at the boozer.

Okay, okay, one more, but this is my ABF drink.

See booze, boozer, liquor

5.

an "already been frozen" beer (see beer) perfect for the drinking

we just got back from WaMart so there aren't any IBC ABF

See BMG


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