What is Abf?
1.
"All but face". A woman that has a beautiful body, but unfortunately has a mediocre face.
Wow, that woman is totally ABF. It's unfortunate because she could be a knockout.
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2.
Ass-Based Factoid; A seemingly factual piece of information that sounds legitimate enough to be believed by audiences at a higher coproate level than yourself, but in fact has recently been retrieved from your ass.
The VP of Marketing bought into my argument against expanding to additional markets this year off a total ABF.
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3.
almost boyfriend
My ABF still hasn't asked me out but I know he will eventually.
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4.
Absolutely Bloody Final - Acronym that is used when referring to the umpteenth and final drink at the boozer.
Okay, okay, one more, but this is my ABF drink.
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5.
an "already been frozen" beer (see beer) perfect for the drinking
we just got back from WaMart so there aren't any IBC ABF
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