What is Abingdon?
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A small town in southwest Virginia that reminds you of that girl in your math class who is very pretty and sweet, but doesn't have much to offer beyond that. Young people in Abingdon learn to entertain themselves, because the alternative is just too terrible. Popular activities include recreational drug use and blowing up things they find at the grocery store with fireworks.
I'm from Abingdon. Of course I know what a tilapia with a roman candle in it looks like.
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A small town in southwest Virginia, known for it's Highlands Festival each year. Living there makes one's life freeze or be permanently put on hold.
Please leave now if you don't want to waste it all.
Hometown of actors Gregory Peck and Ernest Borgnine, fashion photographer Jon Coulthard, film director Pax deChirico.
Abingdon is killing the live of it's teenagers.
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possibly the most boring town in britain, despite the historic buildings, since their interest has been cancelled out by the abominable "precinct" a revoltingly seventies concrete structure which smells of B.O on saturdays.
you really don't want to visit abingdon
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A small town in Harford County Maryland near Bel Air and Edgewood. There's really nothing there besides grocery stores and a corporate center which holds the social security building. Nothing much to do at all, you have to go into Bel Air or ghetto Edgewood for anything remotely exciting.
"Where do you live again?"
"Abingdon."
"Where's that?"
"Northern Harford County, near Bel Air and...you know what, it doesn't matter."
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Otherwise known as Scabingdon. Boring dull, lifeless town near oxford. Breeds an especially wierd lot of people.
Oh my god im so bored why did i come to Scabingdon
