What is Abinger Hammer?
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(1) Small village in Surrey, in the south of England.
(2) Large, legendary tool used by one of Surrey's leading aristocrats, in the years between 1905 and 1946.
The Earl of Dorking's ABINGER HAMMER provided an elegant sufficiency for his lady wife, a cook, an under-cook and six housemaids, at his country estate in Nutwood Forest, twice nightly and three times on Saturdays.
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The Earl of Dorking's
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