Abner

What is Abner?


1.

Ancient prophet; author of the missing commandments.

11; "Thou shallt not horse-play in the garage"

12: "Thou shallt not have fun"

13: "Thou love thy cats"

14: "Thou shallt pray for feline safety"

Boy, It's boring here, your dad is such an "abner".

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