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The act of ejaculating on an umbrella then shoving it in her anus.
Wanting to mix it up in the bedroom and knowing that my wife liked c..
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A bong from which to smoke pot.
"Hey, hey. Let's go check out the fat pumpkins at Belmont"
"Yeah man, sounds like..
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To make a complete mess of something, to fail miserably to achieve your objectives.
WIFE: Did the furniture arrive from IKEA last night..
