Abolished

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A state of drunkenness of the highest upper echelon of inebriation. This pinnacle of intoxication can only be achieved by adhering to a rigorous training regimen. Alcohol of all types, and origins must be a normalcy in the daily drinking habits of one who is abolished.

That dude just puked up 38 ounces worth of sangria, 18 year old Irish whiskey, a rare chardonnay, a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon, a jigger of warm sake, and pomegranate margarita. That dude is freakin' abolished.

See drunk, smashed, tanked, lit, shit canned


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