Abonics

What is Abonics?

Asian accents and poor grammar including chinese at chinese restaurants, vietnamese at nail salons, indian at liquor stores....etc.

Wife:"Baby, why did you take so long to order chinese food?"

Husband:"Mother*&%&er couldn't speak english!"

Wife:"Thats why i told you to learn abonics!"

Husband:"THEN WHY DON"T YOU SPEAK ABONICS! YOU'RE CHINESE!"

See ebonics, asian, foreign, grammar

Greered

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Pity Laugh

1. a half-assed laugh that you give as a reaction to a stupid story or comment, pity laughs are usually used when the story or comment is m..

Hwic

1. Acronym for Head Wigger In Charge. The whiteboy version of HNIC (Head Nigger In Charge). Contrary to public opinion, *slams fist on ta..

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