What is Abonics?
1.
Asian accents and poor grammar including chinese at chinese restaurants, vietnamese at nail salons, indian at liquor stores....etc.
Wife:"Baby, why did you take so long to order chinese food?"
Husband:"Mother*&%&er couldn't speak english!"
Wife:"Thats why i told you to learn abonics!"
Husband:"THEN WHY DON"T YOU SPEAK ABONICS! YOU'RE CHINESE!"
See
Random Words:
1.
(n) an highly subjective Urban Dictionary entry that rambles on and on for several pages like a State of the Union address instead of be..
1.
A very small hippopotamus that can fit into your pocket. When needed it can be withdrawn to play music through its mouth
(Still require..
1.
A notquitechicken is an egg :)
Mmmm notquitchickens and bacon for breakfast yum..