What is Abonics?
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Asian accents and poor grammar including chinese at chinese restaurants, vietnamese at nail salons, indian at liquor stores....etc.
Wife:"Baby, why did you take so long to order chinese food?"
Husband:"Mother*&%&er couldn't speak english!"
Wife:"Thats why i told you to learn abonics!"
Husband:"THEN WHY DON"T YOU SPEAK ABONICS! YOU'RE CHINESE!"
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