Abonics

What is Abonics?

Asian accents and poor grammar including chinese at chinese restaurants, vietnamese at nail salons, indian at liquor stores....etc.

Wife:"Baby, why did you take so long to order chinese food?"

Husband:"Mother*&%&er couldn't speak english!"

Wife:"Thats why i told you to learn abonics!"

Husband:"THEN WHY DON"T YOU SPEAK ABONICS! YOU'RE CHINESE!"

See ebonics, asian, foreign, grammar

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