Abonics

What is Abonics?

Asian accents and poor grammar including chinese at chinese restaurants, vietnamese at nail salons, indian at liquor stores....etc.

Wife:"Baby, why did you take so long to order chinese food?"

Husband:"Mother*&%&er couldn't speak english!"

Wife:"Thats why i told you to learn abonics!"

Husband:"THEN WHY DON"T YOU SPEAK ABONICS! YOU'RE CHINESE!"

See ebonics, asian, foreign, grammar

Zzirgrizz

1. A fat 27 year old gamer. He no-scopes on the X-BOX 360 and drinks beer all day OMFG zzirGrizz IS IN THE F****ING LOBBY! OMG OMG OMG I B..

Zach:ya You Heard Me Dumbass...

3. Someone so extremely indescribable that there are no other words; someone who is phucktarded. Andrew is a phucktard. 4. same definiti..

Plutch

1. Poop. A child's polite word for shit, so-called because of the onomatopoeic "Plutch" sound made by a turd hitting the wa..

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