Abort A Turd

What is Abort A Turd?


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The act of expelling a shit early, before it is naturally ready to be given birth to. Such an act results in excrutiating pain and usually an increase in blood pressure, rather than the euphoric sensation experienced when dropping a turd as nature planned.

Christ on a bike, that curry last night was so hot I had to abort a turd, it absolutely killed!

See shit, runs, trotts


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