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An injury caused by excessive masturbation in a man over the age of 30.
Girl: Aw, what happened? Why is your arm in that sling?
Guy: I..
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Another name for sex pistols
person 1: i went to see some dildo guns at wembley
person 2: dildos are good but dildo guns are orgasmic
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The thick, creamy sauce that slurps out of a bird when she is aroused (very nice on a piece of apple pie).
"After dinner I enjoyed..