What is About As Much Use As A Surfboard With Handlebars?
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An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless
- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails
- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars
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(V) The process of expulsion of feces from the body when one has diarrhea.
She was diahreahing all night.
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A woman with a really sexy body, but face that looks like she got e-bola or something.
taken from the phrase everything about her is se..