What is About As Much Use As A Surfboard With Handlebars?
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An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless
- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails
- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars
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A term used to describe the mouth while being used for oral sex.
see also:
hand pussy
tit pussy
pussy pussy
ass pussy
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v. To masturbate.
Originates from a picture which proclaims "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
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