What is About As Useful As A Screen-door On A Submarine?


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Utterly useless

A waste of oxygen

Completely worthless

A waste of space

Devoid of any purposeful function on this earth

Something about as useful as a screen door on a submarine

"This screen door on our submarine is about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine."

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