Above The Influence

What is Above The Influence?


1.

commercials that try to discourage kids from doing drugs, weedin particular. unfortunately, you have to be really, really high to get them. then they'll be hilarious.

Joe: Dude, what is that Above the Influence commercial about?

Dan: (laughing) I have no clue, but it's tight!

Joe: Dude, pass the bong. I want to get it too.

See above, influence, weed, slom, high

2.

Commercials that try to persuade you not to use drugs, yet some of their concepts seem as if they were indeed drug-induced...

A dog (literally) raising a flag? Aliens? A talking dog? Poetry that makes no sense?

Hmm...

Above the Influence worker 1: Hmm... what should our next commercial feature?

Above the influence worker 2: I don't know... Maybe some weed would spark out imaginations!

See weed, pot, drugs, cocaine, coke, dope, anti-drug, straight-edge, lame

3.

A group that bases all of their commercials to get people to stop doing marijuana. Although the group is about ending all drug use, the main focus of their commercials is to end the use of marijuana. The only problem with their campaign is the commercials. The only people who watch more than the first 3 seconds of the commercial are 1: People who would never smoke in the first place would say the commercial is worth airing, 2: People who are already high and like watching the commercial with the talking dog, 3: Want to point out all the flaws with the commercial, or 4: Have no idea what the commercial is about until the last 2 seconds of it

1

Guy 1: I would never smoke weed, that "Above the Influence" commercial is right

Guy 2: I agree, now let's go play dungeons and dragons

2

Guy 1: Dude... There is a dog talking!

Guy 2: Whoa, that's awesome

Guy 3: Are there any cheetos left?

3

Guy 1: That commercial is so retarded

Guy 2: So really, they're saying that if you smoke, your dog will talk?

4

Guy 1: What's with the T-shirts?

Guy 2: Well, he's taking them off.

Guy 3: Now he's walking towards the door with that stupid arrow on his hoodie.

Guy 2: OH, ok, i get it, the shirts are like the burden that smoking gives him.

Guy 4: That's cool. Are there anymore cheetos left?

See stupid, off, horrid, uneducated, commercials, against, smoking, marijuana

4.

Being so high that you are indeed ABOVE the influence, rather than below it.

"Damn dude, take a little break from the bong hits man!"

"Shit dude, I am soooo above the influence right now..."

See above, the, influence, weed, drugs, bong, hits

5.

someone who doesn't use drugs; living without chemical substances

"do you want some weed?"

"no way dude, i am living above the influence."

See above, influence, drugs, commercial, weed


57

Random Words:

1. When a girl doesn't like something...she makes a bleah! I don't like your flavour...:§ See flavour, girl, face, bleah, nooo..
1. when a doctor (or anyone) examines your rectum by sticking a (hopefully) gloved finger or two up your ass. Joe went to his yearly check..
1. 1. A blatant lie. 2. Something that sounds unlikely. "Hey, I just found $50 under the couch!" "That sounds like orc tri..
Book Banner