Aboyne

What is Aboyne?

To beat an expert at a game of skill by playing so appallingly that none of his clever tactics or strategies are of any use to him.

*kick to face*

*evasion by accident*

I Read Your Email

1. a statement of fact that can be truthfully spoken by any systems operator with root access. BOFH: "I go back to the mail now, as s..

Stiletto Pocket Accident

1. This is when your stiletto accidently pops open in your pocket, cutting your nut sack open. OMFG my stiletto just opened my sack, causi..

Gyllenspoon

1. (1) Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese WItherspoon (2) The Worst/Best celebrity couple. It is the best because they are in love and it's cu..

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