Abraham Blumpkin

What is Abraham Blumpkin?


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Immediately after you finish a blumpkin, while her lips are still on your cock, wipe your 2-hole in a back to front motion so that you get a chunk of dung on her chin; thus looking like abraham lincolns bearded chin.

SINCE SHE WAS A FECAL FREAK, I FINISHED THE NIGHT BY GIVING HER A BEAUTIFUL BROWN ABRAHAM BLUMPKIN

See shit faced


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