What is Abraham?
1.
A highly conceited boy who looks sexy even when he doesn't try, he has a sexy voice, and loves to talk to down-to-earth people and people who excite his imagination.
I think I like that guy. Yea that gotta be an Abraham.
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2.
An extremly handsome mythical boy that lives in the deep woods of the Southern Ontario crown land. Know for saving women and and children from rabid grizzly bears and his extreme handsomness. Red haired and bearded, wears flannels, and is a massive hunk with a massive penis. Often seen in the dreams of many ladies.
I dream about Abraham alot, so handsome.
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3.
A replacement for the commonly used insult of "Jew", it can be used freely without fear of offending a possible nearby Jewish individual.
It is most effectively used when the direct object is being especially greedy ("Jewish") with his/her belongings.
Billy: "Hey Johnny, can i bum a dollar homie?"
Johnny: "No."
Billy: "Come on Abraham it's just a dollar!"
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4.
A fine word to replace the words "vagina", "cunt", "vajayjay", etc...
Girl: "Doc, I think there's a problem... Down there..."
Doctor: "What are your symptoms?"
Girl: "Well, I noticed it three days ago when my Abraham started oozing all this green goo..."
Doctor: "Well, you'd better watch who enters your Abraham, because that sounds like gonorrhea to me..."
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5.
Our polychromatic bowl that we bought off some cracked out nig on canal street in which we later named in honor of his niggerness
Abraham: yo yo wat yu want my manz
Us: How much is this right here?
Abraham: Dis rite herr is tin (10) dullaz but dis one is tweny (20) cuz its duble glass so it meanz double high
Us: Okay we'll take one of those then.
Abraham: Veyy nice choyce boiiss
*turns around* yeeeh im guna git dat krak 2nite
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6.
The individual who starred on Pimp My Ride. He was in season one and did absolutely nothing. If he did anything, it was counterproductive to the building of the pimped out ride.
Dammit Abraham, we can't put a midget on the dash for good luck! Go sit down somewhere. Why are you still here? We fired you five episodes ago!
Quote from Abraham: "It's a Flintstone car" (Abraham referencing a car that had a hole in the base of the driver's side)
Why don't they lock him in the shed already?
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7.
a word used to decribe a ballsac(tesitcles)with a large amount of hair hanging down from it (in a long beard like fashion) ,like abraham lincon's beard.
mike:"yo son did yo peep that abraham shit hangin on tha downlow"
lawery:"yeeeeaahh booooiii dats some serious abraham goin down there"
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