Abraham Lincoln Log

What is Abraham Lincoln Log?


1.

When you shit in a girl's hand, and then she jerks you off.

Since I just ate Taco Bell, I figured it was the perfect time to receive an Abraham Lincoln log.

See shit sex, disgusting


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