Abrahms Pursuit

What is Abrahms Pursuit?


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An intensely difficult and particularly evil piece written for concert band by David Holsinger.

Coming in at just about 174 beats per minute this heart-racing piece spells hell in big, red, capitol letters in an obscenely large font for all those who have to play.

It features flutes and trumepts in an epic battle-type mayhem with its main melody switching every few bars to create an exciting but extremely confusing piece.

Band instructor: Alright, lets try this piece by David Holsinger.

Band: What's it called?

Band Instructor: (Tentatively) Abrahms Pursuit

Band: DEATH!

See death, hell, pursuit, evil, music, classical


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