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When someone dumps their significant other by changing their facebook relationship status instead of actually saying anything.
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After having serious anal sex with your partner, ram your shit covered dick into their eye socket. Resembling a telescope
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The hand that is saved (often during another simultaneous acitivity) for eating a cheesy (or an otherwise debri-creating) snack.
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