What is Abrotion?
1.
Cutting a male friend out of your life. The equivalent of "breaking up" with one of your buddies.
Fuckin' Bruce was being such a tool the other night. He broke my microwave and then Carl said he saw him jerking off in my bathroom. I can't stand that dude's bullshit anymore. I'm gonna have to get an abrotion."
See
2.
That special sinking feeling you get when you do something and you instantly realize that you've damned yourself with that action.
Oh shit, did I just do that? I'm totally getting an abrotion right now.
See