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Drunk as fuck.
See drunk, bombed, smashed, shitfaced, irish.
I was so inebriated, I'd fuck Kif.
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A classy way to say you are..
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To have a wank, to pull one's cracker, slap the salami, bash the bishop, choke the chicken etc. while on a ship.
friggin in the ri..