What is Absecon?
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A magical land where any mythological creature you can think of resides. Often thought to be located near Atlantic city. any wish can come true in this spectacular and bountiful kingdom.
kid-"mommy, where does Santa and Jesus live?"
Mom-"why, Absecon of course!"
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Harry Potter-"It seems my quest is over, now i will go to where all heroes and magical begins live....Absecon."
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