What is Abseiling?
1.
the act of self abuse whilst simultaneously inserting a dildo in your arse thus recreating the motion of a climber descending a cliff
Jim was speechless when he came into the office to find Ronald abseiling on his desk
2.
The male act of masturbating your pork sword whilst slyly fingering your own bum hole. Its has an uncanny resemblance to the mountaineering activity of abseiling.
fellow 1: Dad?!!?? what are you doing?
fellow 2: Son, Im abseiling.
fellow 1: I can see that. but why in my room??
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3.
Abseiling (from the German: abseilen, "to rope down") is the process of descending a rope under control, used in rock climbing, mountaineering, caving and canyoneering; used to descend cliffs or slopes too steep to walk down.
"We spent the morning abseiling and rock-climbing."
"the activity was abseiling down a tree off a platform."
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