What is Absinthe Eyes?
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Red, swollen eyes in which the blood vessels have burst after vomitting wretchedly from the consumption of too much 68% Absinthe. This happened to me 3 weeks ago and my eyes still look like they've been beaten with a stick.
"Jesus! Were you in a major motorway pile up?"
"No, mate. Over indulged in the Absinthe last night and ended up with Absinthe eyes."
"Neat?"
"Oh yes."
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