Absinthe Eyes

What is Absinthe Eyes?

1.

Red, swollen eyes in which the blood vessels have burst after vomitting wretchedly from the consumption of too much 68% Absinthe. This happened to me 3 weeks ago and my eyes still look like they've been beaten with a stick.

"Jesus! Were you in a major motorway pile up?"

"No, mate. Over indulged in the Absinthe last night and ended up with Absinthe eyes."

"Neat?"

"Oh yes."

See aa, death
100

Random Words:

Operation: Evacuation
1. A synonym for explosive diarrhea. Usually occurs after the consumption of shady ass food, drinking more than your ass (literally) can ha..
Read more
Gaidys
1. Direct meaning 'cock'. A lithuanian name for anyone who likes being fucked. Especially in prison. Tu esi gaidys! (You are a c..
Read more
Zomg
1. zOMG is a varient of the all-too-popular acronym "OMG", meaning "Oh My God". The "z" was originally a mi..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free