Absinthe Eyes

What is Absinthe Eyes?

1.

Red, swollen eyes in which the blood vessels have burst after vomitting wretchedly from the consumption of too much 68% Absinthe. This happened to me 3 weeks ago and my eyes still look like they've been beaten with a stick.

"Jesus! Were you in a major motorway pile up?"

"No, mate. Over indulged in the Absinthe last night and ended up with Absinthe eyes."

"Neat?"

"Oh yes."

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