Absodefinitely Edit Meaning

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its the proper way for a male to make a promise without having to embarrass himself using the word "promise", or even worse "pinky swear"

Ladyfriend: honey do you promise you will show up at my cousins baseball game?

Hunky Male: baby, absodefinitely, i will be there absodefinitely and you can take that to the grave. youre hot.

See promise, swear, guarantee, absolute