What is Absofab?
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(ab-so-fab)
adj.,n.,v.
1. a combination of the words: "Absolutely" and "Fabulous"
2. a queer who boasts about his gayness
3. a flawless movement
1) "Hey Wendy that buttocks of your's is quite AbsoFab. Would you like to bend over?"
2) "Shit cuz, imma fin to take this absofab nigga out straight up. fuck this liSp shit main."
3) "Fuck my shorts! Michael Jordan just absofabbed that dunk in the 1985 S.D.C!"
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a word used to describe fatasses who are fugly and fat, fatass piece of shit
fat bastard
fat daddy pie, "ima fuck yo ass up".. 
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completley and utterly confused!
Susie: He started talking so technical, I was just uber 'fused!
See uber, confused, dont, know..