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1. High school that was offered laptops and all these other tech-savy shit in 2002. The next year, they took it away because all we kids br..

1. When a surfer shits in their wetsuit. That wave was so big I got scared and yertled. See yertle, shit, crap, surf, wetsuit..

1. Penises evidently smell like Garlic Fries. It can usually be smelled after masturbating. However, the smell is gone after washing the of..