Absofuckerlutely Edit Meaning

1. Take a Shit in a condom and put it in the freezer. The next day remove it and use it on your wife like a dildo. If you tell your wife to..

1. A confirmation of a statement which has nothing to do with soup. Usually used in cheery situations. Bob- "Did you get that homewor..

1. Someone who spends most of his/her time compulsively reading the latest news. Brent spends hours online, hitting the refresh button on ..