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1. The act of vigorously rubbing another's eye to achieve an orgasm. Mary wore an eyepatch to school because of the intense optical c..

1. A woman that makes up wild lies about a person in order to bring a series of misfortunes to that person. Fred once dated a girl that br..

1. To provide thorough oral services to the vaginal region; a synonym for giving oral pleasure to a woman, preferrably one who still sports..