Absofuckerlutely Edit Meaning

1. To get hit in the face with a shovel. Did you hear about that landscaper who aherned the hell out of this kid?..

1. A Romantic Intervention is often made around 11pm, and usually from a bathroom.. and is done when a person desperately calls or text mes..

1. To turn ordinary everyday objects or conversation into something of a rather horny nature. Like an innuendo but a bit different. I say..