Absolut Jack-ass Edit Meaning

1. A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating. "God dammit Pete, stop Zende..

1. when the penis gets so cold that in an effort to keep warm it inverts itself up inside of the body, resembling a vagina. "oh god i..

1. A joke phrase... (Spell ihop and say nis after) if you say it quickly it's "I ate your penis". ihop nis Joe: spell ihop..