Absolut Jack-ass Edit Meaning

1. Booze. Usually beer. i need more talent juice. this juice has no talent (bad tasting) "Hey watch this one boys, Ohhhh Lois, I n..

1. Masturbating in a public place dude i was ninja monkeying in the mall bathroom last week. See ninja, monkey, masturbating, masturbate,..

1. A dirty old man. A pervert with low expectations. Oh sure, he seems sweet and cute now -- but wait till he goes all valgoth and starts..