What is Absolute Birthday?
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when something is just so amazingly hooby groovy
you're out and about drinking some san gria when suddenly this total guapa/guapo comes up dancin in yo face and you're all like 'omfg this is an ABSOLUTE BIRTHDAY'
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The people who put definitions on Urban Dictionary that are a total wast of time, like how "Ryan is the most sexy guy on earth"..
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beating your meat so hard that it would appear that you were about to rip it off
Dan masterbated so ferociously that he started bleedin..
