Absolute Fail

What is Absolute Fail?

the term between fail and epic fail used to describe a slighly worse failure but not an extremly bad failure.

me: "um thats a pretty big failure but it isn't epic."

friend: "then why not call it an absolute fail?"

See fail, epic fail, absolute, moron, stupid

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