What is Absolute Theorem Of J/k?
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Theorem stating that there is some truth to every "
Every time somebody claims to be joking, one knows that part (if not all) of what they say is actually true.
(the Absolute Theorem of J/K in practice)
Person 1: Hey, man. what are you doing?
Person 2: Talking crap about you to other people and being the most hypocritical friend in the world. j/k. Not much.
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To handle, caress lovingly, or stroke a midget.
Midget fondler is when a white man gentley strokes a black midget.
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Someone who jizzes in a towel, groaning under their sheets at night, only to be found by your unsuspecting roommate.
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person you should never trust
two faced
be careful, he's a johnny snakeeyes.
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