Absolutmop

What is Absolutmop?

1- uberawesome girl who pwnsthe emo kid in her own special way...

2- the father of Groovemiester's babies,

3- pure awesomeness, in a can (80 proof)

"Absolutmop raped me once, i feel so blessed"

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