What is Absquatulates?
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A large, stupid word used primarily by liberal arts majors looking to flaunt the size of their dictionary. In the evolutionary tree that is the English language, absquatulates is at the dead-end of a parasite infested branch alongside grandeloquent, inveigle. and socialism.
The liberal arts major chose absquatulates as her email address because it was hard to type and vaguely reminiscent of the sound a duck makes as it's being beaten to death by a rubber chicken.
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Kid/s a husband and wife has individually outside that husband and wife's marriage.
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Psychological justification for urinating in any type of fluid basin which is drained through a network of plumbing.
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