Absterbate

What is Absterbate?

to exercise one's abdominal muscles excessively

Joe: "How was your work out?"

Bob: "Oh, man, I absterbated until I core-gasmed"

See masterbate, abs, pumping iron, orgasm

Assrag

1. A dedicated washcloth used in place of one's hand to clean one's rectum. Sick! I can't believe he just washed the dishes..

Bertday

1. One day before your birthday, (an extra day for drinking) and a chance maybe for your birthday celebration to land on or near the weeken..

Howlin'

1. When you are so damn hungry you feel like a wolf on the hunt for some grub. Similar to beasting, except you don't have the food yet..

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