Absterbate

What is Absterbate?


1.

to exercise one's abdominal muscles excessively

Joe: "How was your work out?"

Bob: "Oh, man, I absterbated until I core-gasmed"

See masterbate, abs, pumping iron, orgasm


38

Random Words:

1. Vacation-Bound Infrequent Traveller, the people who forget to take their laptops out of their bags, take their shoes off, scream at the ..
1. The act of tipping over newsstands. See cowtipping. Me and my boys were so crunk last night we went newstipping at like three o clock ..
1. Placing one testicle over a sex partner's eye. I bet Ashley Olsen was pirate tea bagged by Lance Armstrong. See tea, bag, oral, p..