Abstinant Friend

What is Abstinant Friend?


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The one person out of a large group of friends who does not drink, do drugs,is the designated driver,attends Christian Camp,and plans to save sex for the right time.

Kelly: Hey, we're getting smashed tonight, Aiight?

Trishelle: Chyeah...Oh wait, someone needs to be the Designated Driver!

Kelly: Dont worry, we'll bring Sarah.

Trishelle: Why?

Kelly: Cause she's our abstinant friend.

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