Abstracturdity

What is Abstracturdity?


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Abstracturdities are abstract absurdities. Concepts that have little relation to reality, either in usage or in reasonable thought processes. Given a chance, they will render any conversation an intractable mire of conceptual incontinuity.

"I would be obliged to tip my hat to him"

"Indeed. So would i"

"Which would be difficult, considering i dont wear hats"

"Er well then, bow"

"That just doesnt have the same... impetus.

*impetus*

Now thats a word.

I want a word like that for Christmas."

Boy, that sure was an abstracturdity. Who gets a word for Christmas? My conversation has been rendered an intractable mire of conceptual incontinuity.

See abstract, absurd, concept, thought, incongruous


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