Absurd Bird

What is Absurd Bird?


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A hand gesture in which one hooks both thumbs together and flaps their fingers like a bird's wings. Like its cousins awkward turtle and tmi turtkey, absurd bird is meant to show just how absurd a situation is. The more absurd the situation, the higher absurd bird flies.

Twilight Fan: Have you read Breaking Dawn yet?!

Random Guy: Yeah, absurd bird was flyin' high the whole time.

See absurd, bird, awkward, turtle, hand


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