Absurdicus Edit Meaning

1. What we Australians use or ride to get from A to B. My kangaroo was so slow on the way to school today, it felt like i was riding a koa..

1. A slash inflicted from the side of the mouth to the ear, the place a telephone or cell phone is placed, hence the name. Hood Ninja: &qu..

1. When you're barely done with a meal and you have to run to the bathroom and take a shit right away. "I wonder if John is ok, ..