Absurdicus Edit Meaning

1. The act of ejaculating on a girls eyes so that she can't open them because you man welded them shut. Shutup! Lest I shall manweld ..

1. Someone who is a supreme slut. Trevor, the slutboss, holds the engineering ladies hearts in his pocket protector, fo sho. (feat. T.I. 8..

1. Segment on the Daily Show where Dave Gorman acts as a statistical analyst (deliberately meant to be confused with smoking pole,a euphemi..