What is Abz?
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A chronic condition whereby the patient's mouth is replaced by a bull's arsehole. Symptoms include referring to themselves in third person, excessive use of the phrase "ya don't understand" and generally being a big pink softy. For cure, see Mace
"Nah man, ya don't understand..... Abz is ruler of the universe....."
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A unit of measurement that can encompass anything, and any breadth. Anything you can possibly conceive of can be used on the quiche-o-m..