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getting your cock sucked by a giraffe while playing Video games.
dude 1: omg i got to 14725th base last night !!
dude 2: no wayyy!!!!..
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To be distracted by something mid-sentence.
You: I got a new shirt and-
*car passes*
Me: Stop yellow balling and finish telling the s..
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The appearance of a penis after having sex with a menstrating woman.
She didn't tell me she was bleeding so I made her schlop my r..
