What is Academiology?
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Study of the spread and control of the mental illnesses inherent in the halls of the academy.
Etymology: Academia + Epidemiology.
Graduate student 1: "Why are you so consumed with keeping up on all the rumors and gossip in the department?"
Graduate student 2: "I'm not into gossip. I'm studying academiology."
Random Words:
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An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.
Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your n..