What is Academy Of Saint Elizabeth?
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this all girl highschool is found at convent station n.j. and is run by nuns. a typical st. e's student is a preppy girl who drives her beamer that daddy bought her and always is accesorized with channel sunglasses and a burberry purse. after a year of being a student in st. e's, girls typically turn to drugs and alcohol. although the school won't be recognized for its athletics (accept perhaps swimming), the girls are widely known for being sluts. known as st. "easies" these girls sure do know how to please a man.
seton hall boy: "Yo did u see how many shots that st. e's grl downed?"
friend: "No i was to busy getting laid by her friend."
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A school in Morris Township, NJ for girls who are wayyy too cool to go to Villa Walsh Academy for Freaks and don't wanna be social outcasts. Girls who attend this wonderful establishment are gorgeous, popular, smart (most of the time), and fun. Although they may not beat the gorillas in all sports, they get the guys and the attention. They are the envy of everyone. Girls want to be them. And guys just plain want them.
St.E's girl 1: I applied to Villa, and got in.. but naturally I didn't wanna go there. Why would I ever wanna tourture myself like that?
St.E's girl 2: I know what you mean. I didn't even apply there.. the stench of old nuns was all i could think about when I was there.
St.E's girl 3: Yeah, St.E's girls are so much cooler anyway.
SHP boy: Amen to that.
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An all girl's school established in New Jersey for those who girls who physically, mentally and generally couldn't live up to the standards of a regular all girls school in the area. Majority of the student body is made up of easy whores with their legs wide open all day every day and they enjoy engaging in activities that lead to pregnancy, rediculous alcohol cosumption, overdose, arrest, etc. etc. Upon entering The Academy of St. Elizabeth's, each girl is given a STD; one's acceptance letter is like a grab bag: you don't know which STD you will get. The entrance exam to the Academy of St. Elizabeth's is to have unprotected sex with a member of the Delbarton student body, however, the priests are not excluded. Parents who value their daughters health and their state of morality should reconsider sending their child to St. Elizabeth's.
In Short: Stay away or wear a condom... if you must.
You're local town whore can be used as an example to compare to a girl from the academy of saint elizabeth
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don't listen to the imitators-i'm a St. Easi, so i'll let you in on the coolness that is the Academy of St. Elizabeth. Unlike the Villa Gorillas, we are located at Convent Station, with the college right behind us. A typical girl at this fine establishment is a preppy, Ambercrombie and Chanel-wearing, Coach bag-carrying blonde (not real, naturally) who, despite it all, has a heart of gold and decent enough grades. the girl can be a slacker sometimes, but overall, she has ambition. and all the guys love her, cuz she knows how to please a man. you gotta love it.
villa gorilla # 1: hey, this school blows! where should we go, guys?
villa gorilla # 2: let's go to the coolest, easiest, flyest school in this friggin' state!
everyone: the academy of st. elizabeth! yessss!
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a school founded for all the girls too stupid to get into villa. since they generally have no brain and are hideous, they turn to alcohol and drugs. st easies also boost their self esteem by screwing anything that moves. occasionally each other.
st es girl #1: damn is that a villa girl?
st es girl #2: yeah it is. shes gorgeous look at all those shp guys with her!
st es girl #1: i really wanted to go there but i was too stupid and got rejected
