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When taking a massive shit, your rectumsplits open cuz the shit is too big. You know when sometimes you think the shit is too big to com..
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to urinate in an elevator
Esther: Wow what were you doing in that elevator dude?
Michelle: Well, i was totally eleurinating in there.
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An economy which is rapidly declining, yet despite the downward turn in general sales, lipstick purchases increase.
Charles: "I ca..
