Acceleraphobia

What is Acceleraphobia?


1.

Your definition is of acceleration is wrong. People do legitimately have a fear of acceleration, but such people have no fear of speed. It's simply the rate at which one arrives at that speed that causes discomfort. Therefore, someone with a fear of acceleration can quite comfortably travel at 70 mph on a motorway, but they're not going to floor the accelerator in first gear, because that's just stupid and only morons drive like that.

Travelling from 0 to 30 mph by flooring the accelerator in first gear and reving up the engine on purpose to make a noise like a complete and utter twat.

See Mike

2.

Fear of acceleration. u know the type, they go below the speed limit, which pisses you off and makes u holler phrases which are inappropriate for use in public

why does every motherfucker who drives in front of me have acceleraphobia. they need to SPEED THE FUCK UP!!!!!

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