Access Denied

What is Access Denied?


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A humiliating sexual act.

When having a one night stand with a young lady. You go back to hers, get naked and in bed. Then you stick it up her 'wrong' hole. When she says 'no' or complains you shout ACCESS DENIED in the manner Wayne from Wayne's World does. You get dressed and leave without adding to the 'conversation'.

See sex, fun, access denied, access, shagging


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