What is Access Denied?
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A humiliating sexual act.
When having a one night stand with a young lady. You go back to hers, get naked and in bed. Then you stick it up her 'wrong' hole. When she says 'no' or complains you shout ACCESS DENIED in the manner Wayne from Wayne's World does. You get dressed and leave without adding to the 'conversation'.
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A polite, G-Rated way of saying fucking someone in the ass.
In the edited for television version of The Big Lebowskithe line
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being increadibly happy about something on the inside but not showing any emotion on the outside
guy 1: Why do you look pissed?
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