Access Envy

What is Access Envy?

Jealousy of someone's wi-fi connectivity.

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guy 1:did you know that there's a zillion uses for corn?

guy 2:*searches internet* actually closer to 2500 from adhesives to sparkplugs.

guy 1:you know your high speed internet is giving me access envy!

guy 2:*from the beach*dude,just get at%t

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